I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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