you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
do nipples grow back?
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