Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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