I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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