its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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