I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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