: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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