Got a toothbrush?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
All the doctor said was why
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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