she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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