i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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