The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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