Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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