How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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