pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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