Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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