doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
