Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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