Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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