people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
