Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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