Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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