nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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