Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im six kinds of drunk right now
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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