i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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