Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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