i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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