dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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