This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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