I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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