She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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