I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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