Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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