We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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