doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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