We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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