whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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