She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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