Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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