I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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