During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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