why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i out mim tonsoeep
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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