Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just found a bag of teeth...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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