i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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