You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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