i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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