No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
