Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He better not be in your backpack
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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