You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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