dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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