from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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