why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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