just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
