The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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