Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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