There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
this will be a night to untag.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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