she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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